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Bullet Demotivational Poster


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted


TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bdelurey

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


PREPARED -




US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by bob

Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by ichigo9054

Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST? - I have 3 bullets left. So tell me. Is my gun half EMPTY or half FULL?


TAGS: gun bullets optimist pessimist
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:03 pm
Whoa... Nice a***ogy with poster! 5L, and favoring.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:52 am
Half ****ed if the bullets are still in his hand. Serious, nice composition, Steve. 5L


SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind


TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




Dodging a Bullet -




T-600 -




DOUBLE-BARRELLED PISTOL - When you REALLY want to cover your inadequacies.




BULLET BILL - Shuffling Mario from this Mortal Coil for Nearly Twenty Years Now...


TAGS: mario nintendo bullet bill
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by ZacharyW

Woody - July 4, 2009, 10:10 pm
WHAT?
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 5:02 pm
Motifake is indeed a harsh mis***** Zach!
Zachary W - May 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
If I posted a picture of ***bs and didnt put any text this would of been at least a three. d*** thee internet, when will I learn to play by your rules!


OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.


TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE WORLD - WITH ONE BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE




NEO - The ability to dodge bullets combined with his ability to get any girl you want




MYSTERY HEADACHE - Doctor, could it be that 14.5 mm high explosive incendiary round?


TAGS: head bullet sh** doctor
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by ratman

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Perhaps a leather punch and a ball peen hammer?
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
an MRI will fix that right up


Upper Left Breast Pocket -




THEY DANCED BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, - Maybe it was more of a Werewolf death quiver.




HIGH SPEED PHOTOGRAPHY - Yes, we get it.


TAGS: high speed ph**ography ph**o bullet
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by KP

yeah - January 1, 2009, 11:52 pm
lots have been doing it latetly....even try youtube for full clips of **** getting sh** up....
sk8now - December 21, 2008, 2:45 pm
they did this on a show with a high speed camera (mythbusters or some other show on discovery channel)
punk monkey boy - November 25, 2008, 5:40 pm
not shopped. just a very accurate sh**
Sean - November 24, 2008, 6:12 pm
shopped
KP - July 28, 2008, 2:26 pm
Whoop! my 1st motifake!


BULLETS - They cannot harm me!


TAGS: batfink bullets
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Millar1990

AmanoJaku77 - May 19, 2009, 9:19 pm
Dang, I thought I was the only person who remembered this guy. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Dave - November 25, 2008, 1:29 pm
ohyeah, thnx =) i remember it now and looked it up on youtube. very cheesy but i liked it back in the days
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 2:03 am
Batfink. It sort of spoofed the Green Hornet and Batman all at once.It was cheesy, but I am getting sort of nostalgic.
Dave - November 24, 2008, 5:19 pm
who's this again? I've seen it on tv but cant remember the name


BRAIN - As small as a bullet


TAGS: bullet
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

crestfallen223 - September 14, 2008, 3:08 pm
well, that's a big bullet :))


DUCK AND COVER -


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.


Why...Huh? -


TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L


Victory -


TAGS: samurai katana versus bullet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 11:05 pm
Exactly my point.
vbattaile - May 4, 2013, 4:59 pm
POWER = FORCE x SPEED


One bullet is a lifetime supply -




STONE HEART -




Behind the Trigger -




bullet time -


TAGS: bullet time is slow motion
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:26 pm
Really? Interesting. I didn't think that a card was going to slow down bullet.
vulture - August 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Bit of tumbling going on there - time to clean a dirty barrel.


Just Face It -


TAGS: face off john woo bullet time
Rating: 3.67/5


REGRETS -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL? - Yeah, it's a bullet. Sorry.




Jacket -




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